Sup

3:15pm: Hold it now, hit it
Sunday, 3:15pm. Bored. LJ update time.

Works great. Still have no girlfriend but a couple chicks floating round. Gonna buy a new suzuki swift to save petrol, M5 every day is killer, so ill have 2 cars.. yay. Umm cant think of much else other than a few classic moments over the past weeks, got with a chick, then passed her on to my mate.. now I can ask my mate how my dick tastes, also shes engaged to some poor bastard. Ill probably be in the city next weekend, anyone wanna catch up send me a message or some shit.

Probably more but I cant remember cause im hung over.

6:19am: Shit yo self nigga
Hello internet, please suck me off.

Whats cracking hoes, I am all up in this update shit.

The end.

5:50pm: Clit
Piked on the meet.. but I dont care cause this is the LAST WEEKEND I HAVE TO WORK FOR AT LEAST A MONTH. Suck on that. Started at my new store on thursday, its awesome. I have so many staff to fuck with, and many a hottie on the register. Had to work at Cambelltown today and tomorrow, be my last day tomorrow.. many people will be sad. Im shitted with em cause one of the cunts called in sick today causing me to stay back till 5 and miss the old school MM meet. Cunt, id fire him if I could.
Now I have more moneys, which is good.. I spose. Gonna look into buying a house or apartment and rent the fucker out. That'll be fun.
Three cheers for Monday to Friday rosters. No more early 5am starts too, all 9am baby.

Peace niggas.

1:21pm: Suck it

You Have a Choleric Temperament

You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things. Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life. You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation. You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon. Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall. You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others. At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults. Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion. A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.

Your Values Profile

Loyalty: You value loyalty highly. You're completely devoted to your friends and family. Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them. Just make sure they're equally loyal to you! Honesty: You value honesty a fair amount. You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it. If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it. In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity." Generosity: You value generosity a fair amount. You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take. Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need. But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"! Humility: You don't really value humility. You don't have much to be humble about! And you might as well promote yourself, because no one else will. You're a pretty special person, and you let everyone know it. Tolerance: You value tolerance highly. Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you... You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends. You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them.

10:03am: Lunacy
Bye bye Campbelltown.. Hello Moorebank. PROMOTION BITCHES!


WOO!

12:23pm: Easters over, love is back
THREE DAYS OFF AFTER LIKE A FUCKING WEEK AND A HALF OF SOLID WORK.


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

10:46am: Sup bitch nuts
Long time no update, thats cause I work hard. Like a slave nigga. Suck me off. So news.. IN POINT FORM!
* Picked up an Xbox 360, went out for KFC.. came home with one of them.. but no KFC.
* Got 2 free tickets to the easter show, maybe getting more. If so I shall update and see if any of you fuckers wanna come.
* Been seeing a girl for the past week, shes great. But has 2 kids, she had them early like 16 or 17 (Welcome to cambelltown) she knows its just a casual thing, nothing serious. But the kids are really cool they fucking love me, ones 6 the others 5. Hmm instant family.. (probably dump her in a few days, or she'll dump me, what ever happens first)
* I got kicked out of the club again. 2nd time now, 1 more and I get a month ban.
umm.. thats all the interesting things that happened. Ill update again later probably.. maybe.. if I feel like it.

Peace out fuck holes.

11:53am: Chicks dig scars
Interesting week, Monday and tuesday normal shit. Wensday he asks me if I wanna go with him to his work cause he needs to fix some shit up, I go along cause I was bored. We get there, he does his shit, I laugh at the piss poor displays woolies has to offer. We walk back to the car, some dude comes up and starts going off at my brother(apparently he slept with his girlfriend or some shit). This guy was full going off his nut in the middle of a street, old people and everything shaking their head in disgust. Then he goes and pushes my brother, so I think.. fuck that and punch the fucker in the head (which really really really fucking hurt, my hand is still cut up and shit) Since I hit like a little bitch all that did was piss him off, luckily my brother DOESNT hit like a little bitch. Long story short he got fucked up and I got hit in the back with a rock or something leaving me to get 3 stitches. Some dudes in the street broke up the fight and called the cops. Got asked a shit load of queer questions by the cops, no charges or anything. So all good.

The moral of the story is, never go any where with your brother and dont punch people.. its really really fucking hurts, I swear I broke my arm but the doctor said I didnt and to stop being a little bitch.

Spell check is for suckers.

10:51am: I fucked your mum
Oi fuckers, new email. Add it or be fingered by santa.

btsnape@gmail.com

My dick fell off.

2:09pm: Cock pasta

Your Candy Heart Says "My Way"

You love to be in love, as long as it means being showered with attention. And no need for you to give anything in return - being with you is gift enough. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a first class trip to Hawaii Your flirting style: witty and showy What turns you off: having to "chase" someone Why you're hot: you're more confident (and arrogant) than a rock star!

Mines better than Waffles, suck a fat cock. I win.

12:39pm: Tardcore
If I were a month, I'd be: October
If I were a day in a week, I'd be: Friday
If I were a time, I'd be: 10pm
If I were a planet, I'd be: Uranus
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Giant squid
If I were a direction, I'd be: That way
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: Couch
If I were a sin, I'd be: Greed
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Dr.Pepper
If I were a tree, I'd be: Gum Tree
If I were a plant, I'd be: fucking.. blackberry bush
If I were a state of weather, I'd be: Sunny
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: Guitar
If I were an animal, I'd be: Wolf
If I were a colour, I'd be: Red
If I were a sound, I'd be: Funk
If I were an element, I'd be: Fire
If I were a car/motorbike, I'd be: Lacrox's bike
If I were a song, I'd be: Blink 182 - Whats my age again
If I were a movie, I'd be: Wedding Crashers
If I were a book, I'd be written by: John Howard
If I were food, I'd be: Servo hot dog
If I were a place, I'd be: Macquarie Fields
If I were a number, I'd be: 69 lolololol

____

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I need a hair cut.. but im still damn hot. I wanna stick my tongue down my throat.

2. How much cash do you have on you?
$68.80

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
Floor

4. Favorite planet?
Earth

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
Private number

6. What is your favorite ringtone on your phone?
I wanna fuck dog - Blink 182

7. What shirt are you wearing?
none ;)

8. Do you "label" yourself?
Hot bitch.

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
DC

10. Bright or Dark Room?
Dark

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
Lacrox, the new jesus

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
sleeping

14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile phone say?
"Get on it ya cunt"

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
No fucking idea

16. What's a word that you say a lot?
"Pimpmobile"

17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
My mate after I gave him a Woody long neck

18. Last furry thing you touched?
Fat chicks hairy puss

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
3, all legal.

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
none.. who the fuck uses film

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
18 was grand, 19 is pretty cool too so far

22. Your worst enemy?
superman

23. What is your current desktop picture?
Jessica Alba under water

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"Oi fucker, im going home. Cya tomorrow"

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
Fly.. thats a fucking stupid question

26. Do you like someone?
I like a lot of people

27. The last song you listened to?
Underoath - Young and Aspiring

8:48pm: Arrggg suck me cock, ya scurvy lass
I felt like I should update.

Whoop there it is. Discuss.

12:27pm: Wheres the beef?

You taste like steak. You are hearty, strong, and
juicy. People all over the world love you and
you grace many tables with your presence. What
makes you special is the people that love you
and what they add to your natural character.


How do you taste?
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Booyah!

NO WORK TILL FRIDAY! WOO! I got "assaulted" by a customer this morning, so as a reward I get a small holiday. Plus apparently its for security reasons, I pissed him off a bit and they think he'll come back to kill me or some shit. Fucker hit like a truck too, I swear he nearly knocked a tooth out. Fucking druggies coming into my store trying to start shit. So for sticking up for a check out chick, I get a really really sore mouth and 2 and a half days off work. SCORE.

1:16pm: WHY?!
Why do people let me try things I cant afford... bastards, it looks SOO good in my driveway..














140 in 3rd FTW.

2:25pm: Beastfucking.com
Man, been feeling... empty since last weekend. Just one of those feeling that can only be helped by mass amounts of CLUBING, RANDOM SEX, and JIM BEAM LONG BLACKS. But this weekend I got a 21st.. so FUCK. Next weekend gonna try to hit the city again, cause that was awesome. While I wait for that to come I should probably keep myself busy, ill do this by getting a day off from work, going to the city and buying shit. I want a ring.. to look all pimp, and some other pretty shit. SHOPPING LIKE A GIRL FTW. Since ill be shopping like a girl its always nice to have a chick with me, so I might go girl friend hunting this week.. or if I fail at that ill just drag Maxi along :P.

And its offical, I no longer worry about work. I go in, I do what I need to and I fuck off. No more politics and shit, no more doing to many hours, fuck em. I hate your guts and I'll never talk to you again, unless your dad will suck me off.

7:36pm: Whats my age again?
I have a had on for Tom DeLong recently. Blinks just connecting with me these days.. good on em. Fucking Lacrox better be ok or ill be pissed, but that cunts a tropper. Works been good and all that shit.. so nothing much to update. Just wanted to update so I people read it and think "fuck that was a waste of time"

I took her out,
It was a Friday night.
I Wore Cologne
To get the feeling right.
We started making out,
And she took off my pants,
But then I turned on the T.V.
And thats about the time she walked away from me.
Nobody likes you when your twenty-three.
And I should more of missed my T.V. shows
What the hell is A.D.D.?
My friends say I should act my age,
Whats my age again?

Yeah Puke, I can do lyrics too.

6:12pm: cocks
I WANNA FUCK SOMETHING.

Fucking city went off.
Fuck the zoo.
Maxi's a mad bitch.
Im hot.
I need sleep.
Fucking Vodka cruisers are awesome.

9:02pm: Damn Queenie and her cool quizes

Your Social Dysfunction: Histrionic You are perhaps overly dramatic, tending to exaggerated expressions of emotion. You may be a tad egocentric and attention-seeking.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com Please note that we aren't, nor do we claim to be, psychologists. This quiz is for fun and entertainment only. Try not to freak out about your results.

Fuck off.

<td align="center">Hotness


- Hotness is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. This indicates that you are mostly into having an attractive partner. You prefer to date around, and don't usually get attached.


Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

hmm.. HOT

<td align="center">You are a direct flirt



You know who you want and you go after them. If they’re not interested, then you shrug it off because there are plenty more potential hot dates out there. You don’t waste time and, because of this, you have a high chance of finding Mr. or Miss Right (Now).

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

6:00pm: I could be a hot actor

You scored as Theater. You should be a Theater major! Like a bohemian actress, you are seasoned and confident and not afraid to express yourself! </td> Theater 100% Art 75% Dance 67% Psychology 58% Sociology 58% Journalism 42% Anthropology 33% Engineering 33% Mathematics 33% Biology 25% English 17% Philosophy 17% Linguistics 8% Chemistry 0% What is your Perfect Major? created with QuizFarm.com

5:36pm: 1000 Miles of cock

Greed:	Medium
Gluttony:	Very High
Wrath:	Medium
Sloth:	Medium
Envy:	Very Low
Lust:	Very High
Pride:	Medium

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Ima sin all over your face, baby ;)

2:54pm: Sand in my vagina
Went to the beach today with a car full of hot young girls. Best idea ever. Surf was dead but chicks every where. Only a little said that two of my boys didnt come.. but that just ment more chicks for me. Teaching em to body surf... mmm hot. But they have no love for flying down a 3 lane mountin road with Devin Townsend cracking.. apparently its scarey.. probably shouldnt have been only using one hand to drive and the other to eat cheese burgers.. but whatever.

To sum up, going to the beach with 16-18 year old chicks rocks my hairy anus.

I love the beach.. I love the beach titties. All hail the nude flesh. Just what I needed to get the year going.

8:06am: Hey there green eyes
New Years is canceled. Im being emo and sitting home alone listening to Kisschasy, The Used, Bad Astronaut.. ummm.. Death Cab for Cutie and all that shit. NYE can suck me off, cause I dont have a girlfriend for that anymore.

RIP Emma. 17/12/05 - 31/12/05

Thats gotta be a new record. My fault anyway, mix between texting other chicks and not spending enough time with her, id have dumped me too.. only after sex.. the bitch.

8:58pm: Death of Optimus Prime
hey babies, let's not go to war! Let's go to fuckin' Philladelphia and eat lots of cheese steak.




The avalanche has already begun. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.

8:07pm: Talullah
Sup bitches, after weeks and weeks of pimping round with 4 different chicks, it seems ive ended up with one who wasnt even on the list. One of the hot little check out chicks needed a lift home, I was the boss so I said yeah. Took her home, her mum was out the front and invited me in for dinner, im like "fucking right doggie free dinner" Was all nice and familyness, then her mum says "Emma, why dont you get a boyfriend like this boy" and Emma says "yeah that a good idea"... Im thinking.. this is getting a bit weird. After dinner I go to fuck off, Emma walks me out and says "I like you, but I know you and you're a prick to girls. If you're interested I want to do something later." Im like yeah thats cool, I mean shes pretty fucking hot, 17 blonde, cant go wrong with that. So its fucking on, gots me a hot girly now and I didnt even have to work for it.

Fuckin win is me, also DOUBLE DINNER!

Peace out cunnties.

5:36pm: HOLY SHIT
HILARY DUFF IS HOT AGAIN!!!!


FUCKING SWWWOOIIITTT


Get amongst it ya moles.